Twitter Tawoo

My friends lists getting bigger, I’ve got loads of mates online,

I’ve been looking at my network and it’s growing like a vine,

It’s spreading like a wildfire; no one can stop it now,

I’ve become the King of Facebook; it’s time to take a bow.

Now I’ve started tweeting because I’m a celebrity,

I think that the world should know that I’m about to take a pee,

Yes you’ll see.

You’ll like to read about me.

’cause it’s free,

and I’m sure you’d like to know I’m on my third cup of tea.

Plus I had ham sandwich, but haven’t had a chance to say,

I’ve been so frickin’ busy it’s only my 48th tweet today,…

No wait, please stay,

ahh…who cares, no ones listening anyway…

By Poetic Scoundrel

Obsessed

We seem to be obsessed,

keep watching more not less.

Even when it’s not best,

should this be cause for stress?

Exposure so much exposure,

for all these many posers.

It seems what so many want,

will eventually come back to haunt.

For these aspirations are not healthy,

it’s not a great way to be.

Perhaps in time you’ll see,

that we’ve become too obsessed, with minor celebrity.

By Poetic Scoundrel