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  • Obsessed

    Posted on April 10th, 2009 PoeticScoundrel No comments

    We seem to be obsessed,
    keep watching more not less.
    Even when it’s not best,
    should this be cause for stress?
    Exposure so much exposure,
    for all these many posers.
    It seems what so many want,
    will eventually come back to haunt.
    For these aspirations are not healthy,
    it’s not a great way to be.
    Perhaps in time you’ll see,
    that we’ve become too obsessed, with minor celebrity.

    By Poetic Scoundrel

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  • Twit Tawoo

    Posted on April 1st, 2009 PoeticScoundrel No comments

    My friends lists getting bigger, I’ve got loads of mates online,
    I’ve been looking at my network and it’s growing like a vine,
    It’s spreading like a wildfire; no one can stop it now,
    I’ve become the King of Facebook; it’s time to take a bow.
    Now I’ve started tweeting because I’m a celebrity,
    I think that the world should know that I’m about to take a pee,
    Yes you’ll see.
    You’ll like to read about me.
    ’cause it’s free,
    and I’m sure you’d like to know I’m on my third cup of tea.
    Plus I had ham sandwich, but haven’t had a chance to say,
    I’ve been so frickin’ busy it’s only my 48th tweet today,…
    No wait, please stay,
    ahh…who cares, no ones listening anyway…

    By Poetic Scoundrel

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  • Social Network Overload

    Posted on March 16th, 2009 PoeticScoundrel No comments

    I’ve set-up my profile on Youbook because Facespace isn’t cool anymore,
    I used to be on Metafriend, but that became a bore.
    I usually watch clips on MyTube, but IBored is good for babes and boobs.
    LinkLives good for business, Meoh and Vebo are full of newbs.
    Wittering is the latest thing to communicate with the world,
    and there are more than enough dating sites to find the perfect girl.
    Poking, chatting, playing, and plenty of status updates,
    friends in Asia, New Zealand, and a couple in the States.
    Socializing, community, so much fun at the click of a mouse,
    maybe one of these days I’ll speak to someone and even leave the house!

    By Poetic Scoundrel

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  • Rat Race

    Posted on February 25th, 2009 PoeticScoundrel No comments

    Rat Race
    Come on join the rat race, it’ll be lots of fun,
    We’ll squash you on a train then pop you out when you’re done.
    You’ll get paid some money to make loads more for someone else,
    And if you’re lucky you’ll enjoy it and find a way to build your wealth.
    Working nine to five to make means meet the end,
    While your bosses and your colleagues, drive you round the bend.
    The fun of the rat race, come and join us now,
    It’s never been so simple, come here let me show you how.
    tuberatrace 300x204 Rat Race

    By Poetic Scoundrel