George Clooney Is Gay

George Clooney is gay, Oh, George Clooney is gay,

Of course, he’s ecstatic, he’s happy all the way.

The women all love him, his girlfriends are young,

He drives fancy cars and has homes in the sun.

He makes movies and travels, sounds to me like it’s fun.

Won’t marry again, as he says he is done.

Oh George Clooney they say, he’s definitely gay,

He’s happy as Larry on a warm summers day.

I’ll just have to hope, I’ll just have to pray,

that I’m as happy and gay as George Clooney one day.

By Poetic Scoundrel