Kim Kardashian’s Bum

Kim Kardashian’s bum and her very flat tum,

Oh wouldn’t it be fun to pinch Kim Kardashian’s bum.

Give it a squeeze and pat each bun,

Shake it an jiggle it, it must weigh a tun.

So much junk in that trunk, so much bump in those humps,

All those curves and those shapes in her lady lumps.

So the question is now, is it enhanced,

Need an X-ray to prove it’s all real in those pants.

By Poetic Scoundrel