Social Network Overload

 I’ve set-up my profile on Youbook because Facespace isn’t cool anymore,

I used to be on Metafriend, but that became a bore.

I usually watch clips on MyTube, but IBored is good for babes and boobs.

LinkLives good for business, Meoh and Vebo are full of newbs.

Wittering is the latest thing to communicate with the world,

and there are more than enough dating sites to find the perfect girl.

Poking, chatting, playing, and plenty of status updates,

friends in Asia, New Zealand, and a couple in the States.

Socializing, community, so much fun at the click of a mouse,

maybe one of these days I’ll speak to someone and even leave the house!

By Poetic Scoundrel