Twitter Tawoo

My friends lists getting bigger, I’ve got loads of mates online,

I’ve been looking at my network and it’s growing like a vine,

It’s spreading like a wildfire; no one can stop it now,

I’ve become the King of Facebook; it’s time to take a bow.

Now I’ve started tweeting because I’m a celebrity,

I think that the world should know that I’m about to take a pee,

Yes you’ll see.

You’ll like to read about me.

’cause it’s free,

and I’m sure you’d like to know I’m on my third cup of tea.

Plus I had ham sandwich, but haven’t had a chance to say,

I’ve been so frickin’ busy it’s only my 48th tweet today,…

No wait, please stay,

ahh…who cares, no ones listening anyway…

By Poetic Scoundrel