I’ve set-up my profile on Youbook because Facespace isn’t cool anymore,

I used to be on Metafriend, but that became a bore.

I usually watch clips on MyTube, but IBored is good for babes and boobs.

LinkLives good for business, Meoh and Vebo are full of newbs.

Wittering is the latest thing to communicate with the world,

and there are more than enough dating sites to find the perfect girl.

Poking, chatting, playing, and plenty of status updates,

friends in Asia, New Zealand, and a couple in the States.

Socializing, community, so much fun at the click of a mouse,

maybe one of these days I’ll speak to someone and even leave the house!

By Poetic Scoundrel

I’ve been looking at my network and it’s growing like a vine,

It’s spreading like a wildfire; no one can stop it now,

I’ve become the King of Facebook; it’s time to take a bow.

Now I’ve started tweeting because I’m a celebrity,

I think that the world should know that I’m about to take a pee,

Yes you’ll see.

You’ll like to read about me.

’cause it’s free,

and I’m sure you’d like to know I’m on my third cup of tea.

Plus I had ham sandwich, but haven’t had a chance to say,

I’ve been so frickin’ busy it’s only my 48th tweet today,…

No wait, please stay,

ahh…who cares, no ones listening anyway…

By Poetic Scoundrel